my brother just sent me these photos he took of me.

this is same somewhat confused look i've maintained to this day.

at age 2 i didnt have a fake ID so i was forced to party with gallons
of milk and pretend i was drunk.
"LOOK AT ME GUYS! I'M CRAAAAAZY!"

life aquatic with my mom.

for runner in headware. but why the hell does this look like i grew up
in the 50's.